Finding Nemo

Las Vegas is like a reef.  Predators in the shadows and crevices, luring you in and kicking your broke ass carcass out once the $ stops flowing.  Scavengers looking for any lost treasures (hopefully beer or money).  Schools of oblivious tourists cruising back and forth, assuming someone else will lose out – not them, not today.

Yes, there's a kid in the sdtroller while Dad get s trolled by Xenu
Why yes, my mouth IS also my anus.  Let me tell you about dianetics.  QED.

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Escape from Las Vegas

McCarran Airport TSA Bouncer, checking IDs:  Three stands. Pick one besides mine. Four scanner lines.  Pick one. Being the next sheep in line, we just waited to get carded.  The more important question was at hand – porn/cancer screening device or basic metal detector. There were about 10 possible lines, but only 4 were open. R:  porn […]

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Our fans

now include tweakers like the mousy little girl in plaid.

meth head

yeah, she was fiending.  She liked my camera.  She thought i was “working” because of it.

Is this the S-D-X (over-enunciated) bus stop?  I’m just dressed poor.  I’m not.  I’m just a little short and so I need the free bus unless you could help me out.

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Off We Go

into the wild blue yonder.  And then into the Heart of Darkness, Sin City.   Me and Lurlene. We got a call from our new insect overlords our newest bestest buddy and big toe some nice marketing reps on behalf  of a big shot in the car biz.  The pitch: you applied, you won, come to Vegas. Your […]

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