I am innocent, no matter what that cop on a motorcycle just past the crest of a hill says. I suppose it could have been worse. I could be paying “Arizona’s Law Firm” to (not) save my ass.Read more "Arizona to Gonzo: Bend Over and Take It Like a Man"
As always, some jokes just write themselves.Read more "“Arizona’s Law Firm”"
just ask for Bozo (by the way, you’re not Arnold Schwarzenegger)Read more "One Call, That’s All"
Thomas continues to attack judges “Waaah. I didn’t like your ruling. You suck. Step down” – Andrew Thomas, 2010 Candidate for Governor Maricopa County “Attorney,” to the Superior Court. Let’s put the pieces together, shall we? Thomas used to work for Dennis Wilenchik, noted blowhard lawyer. Wilenchik now gets bunches of county money courtesy […]Read more "Andrew Thomas – Idiot or Clown?"
Chief federal judge too drunk to remember night at strip club DENVER – Court documents obtained by 9Wants to Know show Colorado’s top federal judge [Clarence Scalia] was too drunk to remember how he spent more than $3,000 at a strip club in two consecutive days. He also used an Internet dating service while he […]Read more "Not me."
What exactly does “banned forever” mean? Step 1: Get an invite to a high dollar consultant’s CLE From: Single Chick #1 [mailto:do.me@the dinnertable.com] Sent: Monday, March 05, 2007 1:05 PM To: mailing list of bastard lawyers Subject: Seminar Confirmation — March 7, 2007 CONFIRMATION This is to confirm your attendance at our Dinner Seminar on […]Read more "Putting on the Ritz (Carlton)"
I write a lot, and there are usually rewrites. Sometimes, they’re major, like when lawyer language just doesn’t work, and one has to speak freely…Read more "My day job"
“I hate you. I hate your mob hitman zoot monkey suits. I hate your website. I hate you for making this wait two weeks over some other guy’s BS. What now? Let me tell you what now. I’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’… ” EPILOGUE: No asskicking, except by me. I completely beat down the other guy […]Read more "Today’s Nemesis"
Romanian prisoner sues God ATHENS, October 18 (RIA Novosti) – A prisoner in a Romanian jail is suing God, Greek state television reported from Bucharest Tuesday. “God received different material valuables from me, as well as prayers in exchange for promises of a better life. In reality, this did not happen – I found myself […]Read more "Service of process is only the first problem."