Why does downtown Mesa hate America? No room at the inn for my trunk? Willard Romney does not have to put up with this shit! (Is it the special underwear or the fudge?)
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Mini Me
Playing with camera effects.
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Mini Me
Fancy Parking
Deathmobile Is Online
Mark Time
Old money = Old School pimping
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1978 Lincoln Continental Town Car
Should I or Shouldn’t I?
Yeah, there is more to see. Yeah, I want it. One can only guess why. Yeah. (Now to think about money…) DONATE to the 1978 Lincoln Continental Fund –>
Read more "Should I or Shouldn’t I?"28 Years Later
Actually 32, but who’s counting? Anyway, This is the Lincoln Continental Mark VI. I loved these cars when they came out. Yes, they were stubby in all the bad ways, compared to the “long hood = long penis” message the Mark V sent. One of the coolest features, according to the brochure, was the “auxiliary […]
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What to drive, if your name is Dan, you’ve got a giant stick up your ass, your job is watching a bunch of high schoolers and trailer dwellers watch other high schoolers and trailer dwellers make shitty burgers badly and your office is in the basement of one of those exotic spas. Read More
Pimpin’
You’re doing it wrong, Fredo
to wit:
- white? No accent color at least?
- No fake convertible roof? No vinyl roof?
- Dinner plate wheel covers? Even the Lincoln I drunk-bought did better
- Headlight covers are a fail. FOAD.