FWIW, I have no explanation why my life keeps coming back to big Lincolns and Ford wagons. It certainly must be mere coincidence. Yeah, that could totally be it.

Pimping ain’t easy. 30 years in the same hoopty. Poor wang.
Read more "i"Lincoln : Continental Lincoln : Continental | eBay. This ^^ is what happens when: It’s football Saturday Michigan last #beatOhio in 2003. (Ohio does not have a win for last year, but that is not a Michigan win) Ohio: Beaten. Back monkey: removed. Blue beers are in order. FWIW, Blue Moon and PBR have 33 and […]
Read more "Beer Goggles"FWIW, I have no explanation why my life keeps coming back to big Lincolns and Ford wagons. It certainly must be mere coincidence. Yeah, that could totally be it.
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I have this uncontrollable urge to:
not two. One
Read more "OK, so they sold ONE"If you ain’t first, you’re last. Green Eldorado vs. Red Frank Cannon Mark IV.
From the hat, and the pitched out smokes, I’m thinking it’s Fredo’s pimp dad in the Mark.
Mismatched Sears tires “distressed” vinyl roof “Tiger-striped” velour beersoaked carpet. Nothing says, “bitch, hand me that money” better. Except saying “bitch, hand me that money.”
Read more "Fredo Wang, Pimp Daddy"and I’m a brah, bro
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