You’re doing it wrong, Fredo
to wit:
- white? No accent color at least?
- No fake convertible roof? No vinyl roof?
- Dinner plate wheel covers? Even the Lincoln I drunk-bought did better
- Headlight covers are a fail. FOAD.
Pimpin’
Lincoln
i
Pimping ain’t easy. 30 years in the same hoopty. Poor wang.
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Lincoln : Continental Lincoln : Continental | eBay. This ^^ is what happens when: It’s football Saturday Michigan last #beatOhio in 2003. (Ohio does not have a win for last year, but that is not a Michigan win) Ohio: Beaten. Back monkey: removed. Blue beers are in order. FWIW, Blue Moon and PBR have 33 and […]
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FWIW, I have no explanation why my life keeps coming back to big Lincolns and Ford wagons. It certainly must be mere coincidence. Yeah, that could totally be it.
Dear Craigslist
Atlantic City
For Some Reason…
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| Indulge your inner 70s mobster |
I have this uncontrollable urge to:
- go to University Lincoln Mercury for uh, no particular reason
- babysit for a dead guy who owns fried chicken joints.
OK, so they sold ONE
not two. One
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If you ain’t first, you’re last. Green Eldorado vs. Red Frank Cannon Mark IV.
From the hat, and the pitched out smokes, I’m thinking it’s Fredo’s pimp dad in the Mark.
Fredo Wang, Pimp Daddy
Mismatched Sears tires “distressed” vinyl roof “Tiger-striped” velour beersoaked carpet. Nothing says, “bitch, hand me that money” better. Except saying “bitch, hand me that money.”
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