What to do

on a Fucked Up And Stupid weekend in  January 1988 when the newlywed Phids blow you off?  Visit a frozen great lake and go bowling for beers in Bangor (pronounced bang-(h)er) Michigan.  And not have sex with the one girl who showed up, because - duh - she only wants to be your … Continue reading
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Flesh for Fantasy

SDTNTD: The Swamp Years Climb up a storm drain leading from a swamp. The fact that the pipe diameter keeps decreasing while the amount of sediment and water filling it is increasing is nothing to concern yourself with. And, there probably won't be rats. Anyway, your friends probably have … Continue reading

Daze of Our Lives

Again, don't ever do these things!!! 101 (forgot where I left off - Damn you Jose Cuervo) Get a bunch of beer and drink it. Go to a new subdivision under construction where the parents of someone you know are building a new house. It will be more fun explaining this to people who can be publicly … Continue reading