It was made by those who are Dead. And the Dead keep it, Until the time comes. The way is shut. Six years ago, there was a detective. She did a little work for a guy, once upon a time. After a few months, she wanted to be his friend, because what do friends do? […]Read more "The way is shut."
President George W. “W” Bush decided to move past the whole Gannon/ Guckert/ Rove/ McLellan scandal by appointing a new press secretary whose background is ideally suited for the role. “So the truth was dear to thee. Know that it suffered mightily. Before we fucking killed it. Aaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha!” the Mouth of Sauron reportedly uttered, before […]Read more "New Press Secretary"