Messenger Puppet

Reason 412:  Take this ad to your local Buick dealer for a free test drive of the new 1985 Buick Electra Your local Buick dealer:  You’re under 60 Savage Henry:  And? Your local Buick dealer:  This one in the showroom is our only one SH:  And? Your local Buick dealer:  Ir will cost us $40 [...]

1.23.2006 – I tell you that GM is doomed, because its pitch point on the Buick Safeway Dairy products Lucerne is the heated windshield washer fluid. 2007 – George Bush props up GM with money so it’s not an obvious victim of the Bush Recession. 2009 – Obama has little choice but more money to [...]

Even one of America’s dumbest Congressmen can figure this one out!

What other message are we supposed to take from this? A white on white shit box saying the same empty rhetoric 5 times for effect.  Wait, am I talking about the truck or JD Gayworth Hayworth?

Fancy Parking is still the new hotness Arizona law allows cops to piss on the very laws they pretend to enforce in order to enforce the law. Karma:  Mindfucking, isn’t it? This clown’s excuse for blocking the sidewalk?  Wait for it… Donuts

Hi, I’m Dr. Chris Salvino.  I have no original thoughts.  Fucking JD Hayworth at least comes up with lies like “Protecting Arizona families.”  Even though he is just “protecting” them from manicured lawns, clean pools, tamale stands on the corner, and gay man/horse weddings, it’s at least something.  on the other hand, all I could [...]

Mother Nature: I like wind Palm trees: Oops. My dead fronds fell down in the middle of the street from all this wind. Lurlene: Oh look. The street is impassable due to a giant stack of dead tree parts. I will move them out of the street, which will provide an ancillary benefit to this [...]

Spineless Governor Jan Brewer just reinstated Jim Crow.    Boycott Arizona.

As always, some jokes just write themselves.