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Cardinals Suck

State of Arizona (to Cards):  Go, Cards!
Cards:  But we have this new stadium since we hated our college stadium.  We were too scared to take money to call it “Pink Taco.”  so we took the name of a Mormon front organization college.  We made it open air at will, but we lack the balls [...]

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Cardinals Suck

Dear Michael Bidwill:
You’re a piece of shit, sir.  There is no rain.  The temperature is 75.  It’s fucking November.  Yet, this very minute, the roof on University of Phoenix Pink Taco Stadium is closed.  What. the. fuck?
Pussies.  I hope New York schools you, just because you lack the balls to open the roof that I [...]

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Dickhead in chief

I laugh at your puny stupid photo radar

“This old guy’s as batshit crazy as I am.  Yee ha!”  - GWB
“I like Depends.  Why is my right arm so stubby?”  - John “McClone” “McSenile” “Grandma Nutty Fudge” McCain
 

“Come on John.  Come give us a big kiss”

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People undeserving of the Hall of Fame

#3 Lou Holthhhh Holtz
Arkansas:  scandal following departure
Jets: Abysmal failure
Minnesota (U of):  scandal following departure
Notre Dame: scandal following departure
South Carolina:  scandal following departure
“Lou is a pillar of integrity and oversight! I just love him” - Kim Dunbar

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I’ll take irrelevance for $50, Art

Alex Trebek: It’’s been me for 25 years, my name is Alex, coach, and the answer is “It has been me for the past 30 years, and Penn State for the last 20″

Football a welcome salvation at Penn St. after offseason of trouble (cont.)

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Getting smaller to get bigger

As a football fan. my entire self worth is tied into the success of my chosen team. Thus, my Johnson feels less adequate, now that I read this
U-M will drop down to a capacity of 106,201 in 2008 season — below Penn State’s 107,282.
Joe Paterno got his first stiffy of the aughts on hearing [...]

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End of the Year Filler

Sucked

suits against crazy ladies

Didn’t suck

getting fired from one

Sucked

getting fired from one for costing too much and taking too long

Didn’t suck

· Winning everything I did.
· [...]

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firebopelini.com

It’s never too early…
Nebraska names Pelini new head coach
LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — Bo Pelini is the new coach at Nebraska, leaving the defensive coordinator post at LSU for a job many Cornhusker fans thought he should have been given four years ago.
Interim athletic director and former coach Tom Osborne announced Pelini’s hiring Sunday, after introducing [...]

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It is… ALIVE

Osborne corpse reanimates self, declares himself Nebraska’s interim coach
Paterno miffed at blatant copycat move
LINCOLN, Neb. (AP) — “Dr.” Tom Osborne is back from the dead as Nebraska’s football coach — but just for now, since the supply of brains in Nebraska is severely limited. Osborne, already the interim athletic director, on Wednesday declared [...]

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Nebraska’s Next Coach?

Return to Dominance. Hoo-ah!