Lincoln : Continental Lincoln : Continental | eBay. This ^^ is what happens when: It’s football Saturday Michigan last #beatOhio in 2003. (Ohio does not have a win for last year, but that is not a Michigan win) Ohio: Beaten. Back monkey: removed. Blue beers are in order. FWIW, Blue Moon and PBR have 33 and […]Read more "Beer Goggles"
Best steak in town. Classic old school mobster wheels for a classic old school mobster steak joint. What else do you need?Read more "Steak and a BJ Day"
It was a long week, chock full of adventure. details forthcoming, but the short answer is, “yes, we did find Fredo Wang.”Read more "And we’re back"
The only way the rest of this song happens is if it involve a monster like this She was tired as her mind was a-draggin I said get some sleep – and dream of rock and roll ‘Cause like a picture she was laying there Moonlight dancing off her hair She woke up and took […]Read more "I gave a girl a ride in the wagon She crawled in and took control"
life is good when you can dream about threefers with your girlfriend and can tell her about it. Life is better when the third is your bud from Cali* who is sometimes open to those sorts of adventures. *It’s ok to be relieved that she was starring, and not one of those crazy bitches from […]Read more "three is a magic number"
Her: You must have fucked a hooker in Vegas, because you looked at a cat at the exact same moment I accused you of this bullshit. Me: It was trying to hump my leg. Me: *walks out*Read more "A window into the past"
“Alertness Impaired” Colondra Hamilton Charged For Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving | Scene and Heard: Scene’s News Blog | Cleveland Scene.Read more "Crack is Whack"
It’s morning and I am splayed out in the parking lot of Christie’s Cabaret. Again. I need to get to Bandaids Show Lounge . because, last I knew, Lurlene was puking in a dumpster after quart of Wild Turkey and scissoring a couple of “performance artists” on the hood of a stolen Dodge Viper in […]Read more "Fancy Parking"
It’s 2007? ’08? ’09? It’s pre-Lurlene. I am hanging out with Peggy. We’re talking about my then-current girlfriend, Prozac. I am going to Michigan for a visit. I in no way want Prozac along for the ride. (This trip actually happened in ’09) Where it goes from ordinary weirdness to creepy is we’re chatting about […]Read more "Only in my dreams"