Mother Nature: I like wind Palm trees: Oops. My dead fronds fell down in the middle of the street from all this wind. Lurlene: Oh look. The street is impassable due to a giant stack of dead tree parts. I will move them out of the street, which will provide an ancillary benefit to this […]
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Drunk woman speeds in front of jail, arrested YAVAPAI COUNTY, Ariz. – The Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office says a woman was arrested after a deputy saw her driving 100 MPH in front of the Camp Verde Jail, with a blood alcohol level of .235. On July 31, around 6:30 a.m., a deputy saw her driving […]
Some jokes write themselves, 37 times… Green means stop for drunk concert-goer A woman was arrested on multiple DUI charges, traffic obstruction, and being a minor in possession of alcohol Feb. 6 at 1:31 a.m. Police responded to the area of East Speedway Boulevard and North Cherry Avenue after a SafeRide employee reported that a […]
Seriously. I never answer those emails. And, I don’t know any 19 year old Dutch hookers research analysts. 9 January 2008 THE HAGUE – A man and woman were found naked testing 58 erection pills in a car, police in The Hague reported Wednesday. The police happened upon the car with steamed up windows parked […]