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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1986 Dodge Ram Van
Filed in Car and Driver, Fat Drunk & Stupid, June 27, 2008, 12:17 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum With it’s spaceship-like good looks, and bench seats, this is the perfect van for your clan of homeschooled robot children. Or jackbooted thugs campaign workers and “government contractors.”
- Actual Dodge ad.
Why talk about this shitbox? I saw four - FOUR - of these before lunch today, and the one pictured –> is a clone [...]
Alex Trebek: It is the only acceptable excuse for
Filed in Fat Drunk & Stupid, March 28, 2008, 1:50 pm by Pen S. Lordoscummissing Phid’s bachelor party.
Q: What is coming to this dive with Madonna for bible reading, Scientology auditing 401K seminar late one night when she drops into town unannounced?
HOLIDAY MOTEL - Your home for make up/first time/finally after six months of trying nookie.
P.S. I am sorry I missed the party. Still.
P.P.S. My alternative [...]
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1985 Dodge Omni
Filed in Car and Driver, February 3, 2008, 1:39 pm by Dino F. DaytonaCracker and pops, switching out the Zephyr for a different piece of shit
Actually, this was a pretty good car, except that it freaked out at highway speeds. Madonna had to com pick me up one sexathon weekend, somewhere north of Ann Arbor, because it just refused to go faster than 55 - as if [...]
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Good Night, Sweet Prince
Filed in Car and Driver, Fat Drunk & Stupid, November 4, 2007, 2:49 pm by Pen S. Lordoscum
“Now cracks a noble oil pan heart. Good-night sweet prince, And flights of angels sing thee to the junk yard thy rest.” - Horatio Caine on Mel Gibson (Hamlet, act V, scene ii)
It was 20 years ago today (give or take) that the 1976 Mercury Marquis bit it.
CMU came to town to [...]
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1985 Honda Civic
Filed in Car and Driver, October 25, 2007, 11:46 pm by Dino F. DaytonaWhere I saw one: On the intertubes
Nostalgia factor: 3/10 - Ahh, memories - mostly not mine.
Baseline: 0, since I never personally owned one. +1 because mom had one, +1 because that one was a crazy moonwagon, -1 because it didn’t have a radio - stupid Honda made you choose from dealer installed extra cost radios, [...]
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY - Mercury Sable
Filed in Car and Driver, October 18, 2007, 10:43 am by Mr. WonderfulWhere I saw one: Tempe, at the Bear Training Center
Nostalgia factor: 2.5/10 - no pangs of an empty soul without one.
ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1976 Mercury Marquis
Filed in Car and Driver, July 3, 2007, 1:05 pm by Dino F. DaytonaNo, not her, not here.
Filed in In Local News..., June 26, 2007, 12:37 am by Dr. GonzoNot that I wouldn’t mind at all. No, this was just some Scottsdale prick, I’m guessing.
And then they stop
Filed in Karmic Equivalence, Bitch!!!!, July 9, 2006, 4:08 pm by Dr. GonzoThis is about things that fuck with your head. I mean mine. don’t read this either…
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