That one weekend
Madonna: Come away for the weekend. You can see Hillsdale College and all the places I fucked Stevens, my English professor, once he stole my innocence.
Me: Yay. Overnight means maybe second base!
Karma: You can always dream!
Madonna: You can actually meet him in his shitty little … Continue reading
Alex Trebek: It is the only acceptable excuse for
missing Phid's bachelor party.
Q: What is coming to this dive with Madonna for bible reading, Scientology auditing 401K seminar late one night when she drops into town unannounced?
HOLIDAY MOTEL - Your home for make up/first time/finally after six months of trying nookie.
P.S. I am sorry I … Continue reading
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1985 Honda Civic wagon
Oooo what wacky spaceship windows
Where I saw one: On the intertubes
Nostalgia factor: 3/10 - Ahh, memories - mostly not mine.
Baseline: 0, since I never personally owned one. +1 because mom had one, +1 because that one was a crazy moonwagon, -1 because it didn't have a radio - stupid … Continue reading