when you are at the BK Lounge having a delicious Whopper on a June night. Whats the worst that can happen? Some kids nail your car backing out? They laugh and peel out, yelling obscenities when you holler at them to stop? Like that ever happens. Read More
Maybe the 70’s weren’t a complete waste of time after. Given the choice, I would take the Disco Stu/Larry the Lounge Lizard Monte Carlo over the middle management, “I’m late for that widget convention at the airport Super 8” Malibu every single time. “Progress” can kiss my leopard print covered/Hai Karate scented ass.
No, it’s not because you could do hookers and blow (simultaneously) on that giant hood. Well, not ENTIRELY because of that.Read more "Lounge Lizards Unite"
It’s the ubiquitous GM A-body from the mid-70s. WooHoo!. Not only is this every Oldsmobile Cutlass, Pontiac LeMans, Buick Regal and Century you’ve ever seen, it is, down at your neighborhood Chevy Dealer, the Malibu, the El Camino, the Laguna and the Monte Carlo (yeah, not Cali, but the same climate). Why love it, besides […]Read more "Vaguely Exotic California Municipalities"
Innocuous looking Chevy Malibu, AZL 744VKFW. What you don’t see is two rows of red/blue cop lights in the rear window, going off like a Fremont St. casino on meth. Somehow, in two shots, I could not capture the cop candlepower. Anyway, welcome to Phoenix. We’ll dress up like traveling vacuum salesmen, just to separate […]Read more "Cop or Not?"
Hold the pickles, hold the lettuce, special orders don’t upset us – unless you place them 57. Always get a double Whopper with Cheese, onion rings and a vanilla shake. This will leave you with aromatic burps very soon, and high-quality farts to spice up your morning tomorrow, especially during a hangover, when those sorts […]Read more "Hold the pickles: The Burger King episodes"