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Mark V

Oh, Sure

NOW you go on sale, Mr. Pimp Wheels.  If you were a Bill Blass instead of a mere Cartier, i would be kicking myself for missing out.

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Mark Time

Old money = Old School pimping
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Pimpin’

You’re doing it wrong, Fredo

1977 Lincoln Continental Mark V
Worst Mark V Ever

to wit:

  • white?  No accent color at least?
  • No fake convertible roof? No vinyl roof?
  • Dinner plate wheel covers?  Even the Lincoln I drunk-bought did better
  • Headlight covers are a fail.  FOAD.
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Atlantic City

Live on the streets of Phoenix.

Lincoln Continental Town Car
Vegas is closer

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Fredo Wang, Pimp Daddy

Mismatched Sears tires “distressed” vinyl roof “Tiger-striped” velour beersoaked carpet. Nothing says, “bitch, hand me that money” better.  Except saying “bitch, hand me that money.”

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Pimps and Hos, Mormon Style

Yeah, I know, Mormon and “style” go together like Tom Cruise and Academy Award performance. Or Tom Cruise and sanity. Or Tom Cruise and naked hot chicks.

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1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V

Draw this, 8 Barrel.

The first “carriage roof” – All the ugly of a convertible with none of the cool

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Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy

Your chariot suffers the ravages of time and crack.  All your shit falls off:  roof, exhaust, little black rub strip… Curb feelers your McMansion in the ‘burbs?  Well, that concept gets revisited too.

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