Yeah, it’s for sale
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Mark V
Oh, Sure
NOW you go on sale, Mr. Pimp Wheels. If you were a Bill Blass instead of a mere Cartier, i would be kicking myself for missing out.
Mark Time
Old money = Old School pimping
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Pimpin’
You’re doing it wrong, Fredo
to wit:
- white? No accent color at least?
- No fake convertible roof? No vinyl roof?
- Dinner plate wheel covers? Even the Lincoln I drunk-bought did better
- Headlight covers are a fail. FOAD.
Atlantic City
Fredo Wang, Pimp Daddy
Mismatched Sears tires “distressed” vinyl roof “Tiger-striped” velour beersoaked carpet. Nothing says, “bitch, hand me that money” better. Except saying “bitch, hand me that money.”
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Yeah, I know, Mormon and “style” go together like Tom Cruise and Academy Award performance. Or Tom Cruise and sanity. Or Tom Cruise and naked hot chicks.
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1979 Lincoln Continental Mark V
Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy
Your chariot suffers the ravages of time and crack. All your shit falls off: roof, exhaust, little black rub strip… Curb feelers your McMansion in the ‘burbs? Well, that concept gets revisited too.
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