28 Years Later

Actually 32, but who’s counting?  Anyway, This is the Lincoln Continental Mark VI. I loved these cars when they came out.  Yes, they were stubby in all the bad ways, compared to the “long hood = long penis” message the Mark V sent.  One of the coolest features, according to the brochure, was the “auxiliary […]

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Mister Brownstone’s Angels

Once upon a time there were three little girls, or at least there was  that one skinny bitch who was like my friend Adrian who went to the Payless Drug Store in Boulder Colorado, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for […]

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