Actually 32, but who’s counting? Anyway, This is the Lincoln Continental Mark VI. I loved these cars when they came out. Yes, they were stubby in all the bad ways, compared to the “long hood = long penis” message the Mark V sent. One of the coolest features, according to the brochure, was the “auxiliary […]
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What to drive, if your name is Dan, you’ve got a giant stick up your ass, your job is watching a bunch of high schoolers and trailer dwellers watch other high schoolers and trailer dwellers make shitty burgers badly and your office is in the basement of one of those exotic spas. Read More
Pimping ain’t easy. 30 years in the same hoopty. Poor wang.
Read more "i"It’s no 1979 model, but i still want to have its babies Bill Blass Designer model has less than 42,000 original miles. A pampered, two owner Southern California car since new. This rare stunning white and red Bill Blass Designer model was special ordered with a unique combination of factory options, including a simulated convertible […]
Read more "Barrett Jackson 2011: Bill Blass does Hoosiers"Once upon a time there were three little girls, or at least there was that one skinny bitch who was like my friend Adrian who went to the Payless Drug Store in Boulder Colorado, and they were each assigned very hazardous duties. But I took them away from all that and now they work for […]
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