Why “de Sade Edition”? Because shove this up your ass and there’s your answer, smart guy. red/red vinyl roof red vinyl seats/dash/carpet 400. 3 spd auto 1985-1987Read more "ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1976 Mercury Marquis de Sade Edition"
Really Stupid –As Cracker, karate kick the back of the toilet and break off the water inlet tube. (There IS a technical term for this thing.) Once you do this, the toilet is out of commission. Plus, flooding – BONUS!!! Mom will be so proud! The mechanics are really simple: run down the hall at […]Read more "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights"
Stupid Drunken Things Not To Do This will be a continuing series as I dig them up. None of these are about me or anyone I know. Add your own (no personally identifiable info, though). Do not under any circumstances attempt to duplicate these or you will die or go to prison (which will just […]Read more "80s Madness"