It’s either what is hiding in my closet where mom won’t find it (or safely hidden in my car), or else Fredo Wang, investing his exit ramp profits in smokes and fancy hooch. “It’s cheaper than at the Minute Market!”Read more "Lowenbrau Dark, Andre Cold Duck and Merit Ultra Lights"
STUPID DRUNKEN THINGS NOT TO DO Drive from Daytona to the gator farm in St. Augustine at ludicrous speed. When it’s time to pass the geezers, drive in the oncoming lane, while 8 Barrel and Phid, driving behind you, pass the same car at the same time, on opposite sides. (Mustang GTs can go off-roading, […]Read more "The Smoking Lamp Is Lit"