You Can’t Spell “Scorpion stings all over would be preferable to this POS” without “Scorpio”

This is obviously a photoshop.  Seriously.  A “Merkur” (nee German Ford) Scorpio that: is not rusted out appears to have arrived under its own “power” has more than the owner looking at it – no one’s laughing and pointing; no one’s barfing has race parts?  WTF? What the fuck was 8 Barrel thinking, trading a […]

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Best Escort Ever?

I loved these cars. Loved the biplane spoiler on the first models.  Loved the line when it was on sale in England. Hated the “Merkur” brand created just to fuck them over.  Hated “XR4Ti.”  what the fuck was wrong with “Ford,” Ford?  And what the fuck was wrong with “Sierra” or even simply “XR4” without […]

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