Beers, strip club and plastic. What could possibly go wrong? Pizza & Schooners of Duff Beer at Bilbo’s Pizza – $40 Mom foots the bill, including your bar tab – priceless. (Actually, just the $40, but she doesn’t drink and doesn’t like to pay for your drinks, you beerhound) Lunch with Dad $30 Watching him try […]Read more "For Everything Else, There’s MasterCard"
SDTNTD: The Swamp Years Climb up a storm drain leading from a swamp. The fact that the pipe diameter keeps decreasing while the amount of sediment and water filling it is increasing is nothing to concern yourself with. And, there probably won’t be rats. Anyway, your friends probably have planned for popping the manhole cover […]Read more "Flesh for Fantasy"