Hail Mary

A million years ago, there was this cheerleader with huge knockers.  Since this was in high school, that is all I know about this girl from that time – “oh yeah, that girl with the rack.” Karma:  Testosterone is a helluva drug. Me: So I’ve learned Last night, she was in my dreams – her […]

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: It’s No el Dorado Sleigh

santa edsel

but so what. It’s Christmas.

Dear Santa:

If I could have one thing from you this year, it would be to finish (as in “Happy Finish”) that dream I had, which featured:

  • a red/white Edsel just like this ^^ at a used car lot.  With the keys handy.
  • Michele Wendling in the shotgun seat (what is it with me, redheads and unfinished (or not based in reality) business)
  • Lorraine avenue in BFE Alaska where the car was parked, but not unoccupied.  (also the same for me and Michele –  parked, but not unoccupied, so to speak.)
  • two sets of fully active 18 year old hormones

If not that, can I get my car fixed before the year is out?

xxoo

me

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