Your sister Buzzkill goers to Michigan State, home of frat parties, shitty football, and, evidently, religious cults. She will become the anti-you by joining a group of religious freaks. No booze, no smokes, no sex, no dancing, no touching, no unchaperoned interaction. And no fun, as far as anyone can tell. But lots of praying, […]Read more "Sparty Love"
Really Stupid –As Cracker, karate kick the back of the toilet and break off the water inlet tube. (There IS a technical term for this thing.) Once you do this, the toilet is out of commission. Plus, flooding – BONUS!!! Mom will be so proud! The mechanics are really simple: run down the hall at […]Read more "Wasted Days and Wasted Nights"
Let me t-t-tell you bout some friends I know They’re kinda crazy but you’ll dig the show They can party ’till the break of dawn at Delta Chi you can’t go wrong Phi Sigma Kappa Frat boys = genetically drunken and stupid? 17. Drink any amount of tequila. Be grateful if you live to tell […]Read more "My advice to you is to start drinking heavily."