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Fire Bill Martin

I blame Sailboat Bill for Michigan’s current state of affairs.
Appy state? Bill’s idea.
Toledo? Bill’s idea.
Notre Dame as our one “name” OOC opponent for the next 30 years? Bill’s idea.
RichRod? Bill’s 4th idea [Jury is still out]
Pissing away stadium capacity for fat cat seats? Bill again.
PSLs? Bill.
Is it too late to reanimate Don Canham? A fucking [...]

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Not me

Drunk man held for disrupting traffic in Ann Arbor
Posted by Art Aisner | The Ann Arbor News July 09, 2008 12:35PM
Ann Arbor police arrested a man who was walking in and out of downtown traffic Tuesday afternoon, reports said.  Officers were called about a man who was disrupting traffic flow by walking into lanes of [...]

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Getting smaller to get bigger

As a football fan. my entire self worth is tied into the success of my chosen team. Thus, my Johnson feels less adequate, now that I read this
U-M will drop down to a capacity of 106,201 in 2008 season — below Penn State’s 107,282.
Joe Paterno got his first stiffy of the aughts on hearing [...]

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OSU: Still Obsessed

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So long, Donut Butt

CAPITAL ONE BOWL — MICHIGAN 41, FLORIDA 35: MICHAEL ROSENBERG: Hail to the victor! Carr rides off into retirement with bowl victory
 
Where the hell was that offense all season?  And that ferocity on defense?  And that ability to defend a spread offense?
 
Stay classy, but for the love of god, stay retired.

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Rise, Lord Vader

 
New guy meets old guy

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The Next Michigan Coach

John Cooper

Tanned, Rested, Ready
Able to beat OSU in the game 80% of the time.

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Dear Jim Tressel

Dear Jimmy:
Please kick the living s*** out of LSU. We’re tired of hearing how weak the Big 10 is because of your meltdown last year in Glendale. We’re tired of hearing how superior the SEC is, again, because of how you stunk up the joint to end last season. We are actually tired of some [...]

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8-5. Helluva farewell tour, Lloyd

The University of Michigan football team will be making its NCAA-leading 33rd consecutive trip to a postseason bowl game by playing at the Capital One Bowl in Orlando, Florida, against the Florida Gators on January 1, 2008, wherein it will have its ass handed to it by Urban Meyer.
MGoBlue: Michigan 2007 Rose Bowl Ticket [...]

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Brush off your resume

and post it here.  Unless you are a reanimated corpse.
I did.  I have the explicit backing of influential alumni like 8 and Pod.  I expect an interview any day now…