Messenger Puppet

Bastard Trojans.

TC:  What did you do wrong? Crabs:  I took your truck without asking. TC: What else? Crabs:  I drove it to Ann Arbor TC: What else? Crabs: …while fucked up. TC: What else? Crabs:  …and I took the keg TC: What else? Crabs: … and three frat brothers TC: What else? Crabs:  …and we stole [...]

Don’t strain yourself. Put the crayons down and crack a brew with some Cheetos and Jerry Springer reruns if it gets too tough.

Michigan gets all high and mighty about promotional Bud Light cans, claiming trademark infringement. This is the demon in the flesh, in AZ Cardinal colors.

not sayin’.  Just sayin’.

Strength and Honour?  Interesting slogan.  It got me thinking about warcraft, because the goat people [Ed.: Tauren] in the game are always saying “strength and honor.”  Michigan football, especially 2008, is a lot like Warcraft, in that: people living in Mom’s basement, with no other life (I’m talking to you, bloggers) are really into it. [...]

Michigan reduces the plumbing related section of the lockerroom to its basic essences:  “go”-ing and not inviting ass frolicking in the shower.  We know it’s a form of team building, but when we say the Michigan way will be pounded into you, homoerotic Lever 2000 fantasies are not part of the traditional program.  not that [...]

This is Columbus, OH, mecca for the walmart/value city/ trailer park nation.  Also, home of the nations most pathologically obsessed fan base.  No wonder, the marketing geniuses of the House of Beam decided to pander to the delicious low hanging fruit of bourbon swilling Buckeye fans.  To be fair, I always pictured them as more [...]

I blame Sailboat Bill for Michigan’s current state of affairs. Appy state? Bill’s idea. Toledo? Bill’s idea. Notre Dame as our one “name” OOC opponent for the next 30 years? Bill’s idea. RichRod? Bill’s 4th idea [Jury is still out] Pissing away stadium capacity for fat cat seats? Bill again. PSLs? Bill. Is it too [...]

Drunk man held for disrupting traffic in Ann Arbor Posted by Art Aisner | The Ann Arbor News July 09, 2008 12:35PM Ann Arbor police arrested a man who was walking in and out of downtown traffic Tuesday afternoon, reports said.  Officers were called about a man who was disrupting traffic flow by walking into [...]