Captain’s log, stardate 4040.7. On the surface of planet IV, system 892, the landing party has won the confidence of what obviously is a group of runaway slaves. They dwell in caves not far from a large city, wear rags, live under primitive conditions. But they are creatures of a heavily industrialized 20th century-type planet […]Read more "Bread and Circuses"
Captain’s Log, stardate 2821.5. En route to Makus III, with a cargo of medical supplies. Our course leads us past Murasaki 312, a quasar-like formation. Vague… undefined. A priceless opportunity for scientific investigation. On board is Galactic High Commissioner Ferris, overseeing the delivery of the medicines to Makus III.Read more "The Galileo Seven"
Kirk: What kind of a transmission? Chekov: Acoustical beacon. It, uh, repeats at intervals of 12 seconds. Facesuckers ensue. Then, Then inglorious death, because Phasers lose to molecular acid.Read more "Alien vs. Trek"
as interpreted by carnivorous monsters. Your witchcraft won’t help you now, Tom CruiseRead more "Days of Thunder"
We are We are the shaken We are the monsters Underneath your bed Yeah Believe what you read We are We are mistaken We are the voices Inside your head Yeah Believe what you seeRead more "The voices inside your head"
As envisioned and performed by monsters Captain’s log, stardate 3196.1, the USS Enterprise – xoxbox, under the command of Captain James T. Kirk, has been sent to the pergium mining colony on planet Janus VI. Kirk is hungover from that Orion slave girl orgy, so it’s on Spock to fix everythingRead more "The Devil in the Dark"
The Empire of Zombieland Strikes Back, as envisioned and performed by monsters Unfortunately, it’s the last 5 minutes of Star Trek, plot wise, so…Read more "Worse than Underpants Gnomes"
is little tweeting bird chirping in meadow. Logic is wreath of pretty flowers that smell bad.Read more "Logic…"