Lounge Lizards Unite

1977 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
cocaine and hookers beats amway sales meetings every time

Maybe the 70’s weren’t a complete waste of time after.  Given the choice, I would take the Disco Stu/Larry the Lounge Lizard Monte Carlo over the middle management, “I’m late for that widget convention at the airport Super 8” Malibu every single time.  “Progress” can kiss my leopard print covered/Hai Karate scented ass.

No, it’s not because you could do hookers and blow (simultaneously) on that giant hood.  Well, not ENTIRELY because of that.

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Oops, I crapped the NAIAS

Not for the squeamish. Trust me.

This is the new Imperial concept. For $200, who did Chrysler rip off for this derivative shitbox?

Rolls-Royce Phantom
A. you whores Social Climbers

(Do we need to go farther? OK then.)

Mercedes-Benz 450SEL
B.Thought we forgot your access to the M-B archives, huh?
Dodge Charger
C. Where have we seen that flank before? Oh yeah. (c) Allpar.com
Infiniti QX56
D. Hey, look at my bulbous head – er, hood!
1978 Chevrolet Monte Carlo
E. Stay with me here… overwrought fender flares straight from my BK Lounge manager.
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