Trolling through the Mormon store… Baptismal Suit adult This one-piece suit is water-repellent polyester-cotton, has short sleeves, and is lined to the knee. Made in USA or imported. via Baptismal Suit adult – store.lds.org. Of course it’s water repellent. The whole point of baptism is to stay dry. Mormon underwear has the same goal.Read more "Some Jokes Just Write Themselves"
A couple of elders, working the crowd and doing spot checks for special underwear on the true believers.Read more "Cult of Personality"
BYU basketball player Brandon Davies kicked off team for premarital sex, report says. “Everybody who comes to BYU, every student if they’re an athlete or not an athlete, they make a commitment when they come,” Rose said of a code that also forbids use of alcohol and coffee and requires students to be honest and […]Read more "Not tonight, baby, it’s a breach of contract"
Oh really? What exactly do you mean, San Francisco? fuck [those ignorant marriage discrimination] Mormons? fuck Mormons [and experience carnal variety (special underwear, oil baths and all that)] [we are] fuck Mormons – like a fuck lionRead more "Fuck Mormons"
My kid has a friend who is LDS, and is mercilessly recruiting my child. (These freaks will tell me it’s a cult.) I’m thinking Asatru might be a better choice – historical connection, no special underwear, no planet of your own to rule as a (small g) god. Plus, I read up on some Baptist […]Read more "Asatru – better than LDS?"