Messenger Puppet

Do you REALLY need a thinly disguised string version of the “Dallas” theme as your background music?  FWIW, the part that exactly parrots the Dallas song is the part where Victoria Principal highlights her ample breasts.  I can’t hate you for that one part, dammit, but the Borg queen will be feasting on your shriveled [...]

This is the new Cadillac One. This is what showed up in Phoenix to ferry the President We got Bush’s cast offs – the 2001 and 2006 DTS parade cars.  As good a thing as recycling is, I want my change!  I want my beastie!  Or at least the sleeker model Bush rode in Europe [...]

you’re our only hope. Phoenix, 2/18/09.  Anti Joe protestors plead for presidential intervention on constitutional abuses by the couthy sheriff, since no one in the state has the balls to stand up to Joe or his henchmen.

Karma:  You dicks shoulda opened the roof more.  Football is not a game for pussies. Karma:  P.S.:  Ben Rothlisberger is a cocksucker, but I hate you more Karma:  P.P.S.  The President correctly called this as a narrow Pittsburgh victory.

I want this “car.”  I bet it has power windows and maybe a cd player.  I would give you better pix, but ll these people are in the way. Also, new President.  That’s a good thing too.

Don’t blame me, I voted for McCain I assume this is a dig against Obama.  However, this shit economy, war on brown people with oil, war on an idea, shit on the Constitution dissolution of the republic all fall on Mr. Bush.  McCain did not run un ’04, so if you are not pre-blaming Obama [...]

Think I’ll buy me a… BFC9000? Amazing photos.  We know who’s taking delivery of this monster. Photographed testing on public roads and highways, we think this behemoth might actually be more of a truck than a limo. With so much armor being added, it appears GM may have needed a medium-duty truck chassis like the [...]

If these happen: you are “a bit” over thirty you are in the NFL, or at least with the Cardinals, the next best thing to a real NFL team you are in your present average to athletic shape, but nowhere near the shape of that guy in Invincible you’re with PHid, who is not the [...]