Left hand red
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Mr. Mojo Risin’
Karma to Dr. G: Let me show you some love, brah
You know the usual scenario, with me and Karma. World: Let us hand you your ass, Dr. G. Me: Fuck! Karma: No, not hardly. Sometimes things go the complete opposite of everything you ever knew. Yes, this is about that. No, it is not about her, although she cannot get me out of her head. […]
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Yes, I am still here. Business ensued since last time: 1 – felony level DUI (not me) 2 – public flashing (not me. Seriously.) 3 – PDA at 1 am (unrelated to 1 or 2) 4 – suggestive emails related to 3 that invoke Star Trek and Mustangs (lame if a guys does it; kinda […]
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IS over. Rest of the planet: It’s about f***ing time, G. This is not what I mean.
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I can feel it. I just don’t know what it is doing yet. Is it post holiday loneliness? It is pre-Valentines jitters? For some reason, the chiquitas have been noticeably aware of my presence: talking to me all night at the bar, emails out of the blue, internet “flirts,” babes eyeballing me at the gym […]
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Wow
read at your peril. You know what? Nevermind.
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Leisure Suit Me in Scottsdale. Chatted up this hot surgical nurse. So did two other guys. But, once the beer kicked in, I knew it was time to BTF off, because, AS I JUST WROTE, the beer kicked in. See this if the significance escapes you. I’ll see her next time, maybe. Then I went […]
Read more "AARP <3 me"Don’t Panic
This has nothing to do with the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy being shown on Starz this month. I wish it did… So Qwest finally unfucked my phones. Yay! I can call 1–900–yeah-baby-yeah without burning all my “in” minutes. And the telemarketers can find me once again. Double yay! Last night, I came home and […]
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