I think he and I crossed paths in VegasRead more "Supercar Run: I think I met your asshole brother"
To show off your ginourmous balls, Maori tattoo style
Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards. This is how you do it right.Read more "Why yes, I AM fabulously wealthy and I WOULD like a hand job"
In the little blue pill corner, the Dodge Viper GTSRead more "Penis Wars in Scottsdale"
…and it shows. Your rolling creamsicle ads come in lots of different flavors Possibly the flavor is Sour Apple Black and topless like hookers named Apple The color of 8 barrel air cleaners Him: Reddened, like it’s engorged. Her: Stop looking at my boobs or I will take this microphone and Casino Royale your personal […]Read more "You are in more dire need of a blowjob than any white man in history…"
Lamborghini Murciélago 2002 – New Zealand
Second owner. Needs minor repairs… Read More