Blurrovision, like a UAW assembler on a Monday after the Super Bowl
The Best Damn Fairmont blurb doesn’t technically apply. Muls had one (green with a tan interior covered entirely by one sheet of shitty cheap plastic – even the seats). Hummelberg had a newer black one with a T-roof (which acted like a torsion bar, the car was so flexy without its roof on). Both were shitboxes compared to mine, but compared to IIs, and dorky Fairmonts, they were friggin awesome. God, were we stupid.
Thanks for participating in the SEMA Enthusiast Research Program. In the next few days, you’ll be receiving information on what to do to prepare for the show. In the meantime, I wanted to invite you to connect via Facebook and Twitter (@[twitter]) and to join the SEMA Fan Page. I look forward to meeting you in Las Vegas.
-Tom
I want the 2010 Saleen Mustang, Tom. I want to see it, shoot it, tweet it and win it on a nickel slot
I could go on and on, but I just got so lost… what a site… you’re insane. Good.
Minister of Cool
Thanks for ruining another fond memory.
OG Fred
Brace yourself. This is some of the most insane shit I have ever read… what the fuck is this? ...this was some of the weirdest fucking shit I have ever stumbled across.... this shit just keeps getting more and more twisted. sick fucker
Cripley
Stop running into people
Superstar Queen of Sheba
You are absolutely insane. Can I forward this to [some chick I banged on the El, like Tom Cruise when he was sane]?? She thinks you are hilarious; I think you are fucking nuts.
gcat
What kind of loony ass mother fucker takes the time to write this madness?
Shemp
You sooooo should've been a writer of some sort. [Ed: as opposed to spewing this crap]
Chevelle
I agree with each and every one of your statements.
Woody
Your little "fuck everybody" blog? It's not very good.
