Messenger Puppet

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Profiles in Shit

Discount Cab 735, 9 a.m.  Thomas and 16th St.:  Hmmm… I am a male in desperate need of enhancement, but this cell phone call to 1-900-be-an-ass has left me feeling empowered despite my other shortcomings.
Traffic:  Hey look!  We’re all backed up.
Discount Cab 735:  This looks like a job for someone whose brain requires enhancement [...]

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Why Yes, They’re Real

2010 Ford Mustang via Autoblog and Ford

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It’s coming…

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AUTO SPY PHOTOGRAPHY 101

see a car.
grab your camera
turn it on
use the shutter button to snap the picture, not the power button.  D-ooh!

I saw something today, but it wasn’t a  2010 Mustang.  I don’t know what it was other than a sedan, because I was driving.  Also because I kept powering and unpowering my camera instead of hitting [...]

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For those about to rock

These salute you.
Man, you should see the POS speakers I pulled out.  Paper cones.  Plastic covers over the speakers themselves.  WTH?
I guess I need to let them break in before deciding if I like the sound.  The waiting is the hardest part…

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Oh happy day

Type: Package
Status: Delivered
UPS has delivered the shipment.
Delivered
Delivered On: 08/25/2008 2:40 P.M.
Delivered To: PHOENIX,  AZ,  US
Signed By: MARK THINKS JOHN McCAIN IS A WIENER
Service: GROUND

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A-n-t-i-c-i-p-a-t-i-o-n

Package Progress
Location Date Local Time Description
PHOENIX,
AZ,  US
08/25/2008
7:48 A.M.
OUT FOR DELIVERY
BALTIMORE,
MD,  US
08/20/2008
8:02 A.M.
DEPARTURE SCAN

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Which is worse?

ONE
For:  Sirius - Lithium 24, NCAA football, NFL, matches one of my dash light colors, wires hide in dash seams
Against: Sirius; velcro; shitty FM transmitter, AUX cable costs $100, wires

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96 days

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Gratuitous beauty shot

If it’s June, it must be time for another homage to my mistress…