Messenger Puppet

I’ve seen that look before somewhere….

Captain’s Log, stardate 2821.5. En route to Makus III, with a cargo of medical supplies. Our course leads us past Murasaki 312, a quasar-like formation. Vague… undefined. A priceless opportunity for scientific investigation. On board is Galactic High Commissioner Ferris, overseeing the delivery of the medicines to Makus III.

Does it count if it’s a Geo, which is a disguised Toyota Corolla? Does it count if the sudden acceleration comes from a Nissan Sentra that gets rammed into you by the car behind it?

Not everyone agrees. (They drove the lame automatic.)

We are We are the shaken We are the monsters Underneath your bed Yeah Believe what you read We are We are mistaken We are the voices Inside your head Yeah Believe what you see

it looks like a cross from some cult megachurch like Cornerstone or CCV.  Up close, not so much.

With it’s spaceship-like good looks, and bench seats, this is the perfect van for your clan of homeschooled robot children.  Or jackbooted thugs campaign workers and “government contractors.” – Actual Dodge ad. Why talk about this shitbox?  I saw four – FOUR – of these before lunch today, and the one pictured is a clone [...]

2002 Jeep Liberty Sport 4wd

The best things: cost $75 roll down rear windows could remove ignition key while the car was running (handy when fighting over who got to use it next) straight 6 tractor motor that would run forever The worst things: everything else manual steering.  Even more fun with a broken idler arm, mqking it a Fox [...]