Mama, I’m comin’ home
Watch out for Lurlene, Jorge. She’ll kick your ass if you don’t stick to your own beer. Seamus McCafferey’s: A place where everyone knows your name, if your name is Bunnahabhain
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Smells like teen spirit
Across the street from Bandaids club. “In the gutter” takes on a different meaning than what we ascribe to the homeless dudes living in the alley.
Read moreIt hurts my head to just to look at it
I’m sorry. Every time I pass this house, the roof gives me acid flashbacks to plane and solid geometry with Rollie Akers Griswold.
Read moreGlen Beck must be coming to town
Or Palin/Arpaio 2012. Either way, Phoenix will be prepared (but we could use more buckets. And some industrial grade Purel. And ear plugs to filter out the shrillness.)
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Meat Rack
“Property of the Pussy Posse” Douchebags, right in my own backyard. Impressive harem, Mr. Posse.
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There are no photos: read on and you will understand So, it’s Wednesday and i am biking to work. In the morning, the drunks are lined up at the market promptly at 8:30. It’s Miller time. 15th and Sheridan: Let’s make a dope deal. Just keep riding. Afternoon commute Oooh, look, grafitti sprayovers (new, competing [...]
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Pay no attention to frigging tanks on the highway. It’s just a homeland security exercise (or else the sheriff is planning to arrest more corn vendors).
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