Me Are The Champion

I would like to thank me, for being a crushing, insufferable bore.  My friends, for not killing me so I could live out the inspiration for this massive tome of shit. Apple Macintosh for inventing copy and paste.  The state bar of Kerplekistan for not caring if, technically speaking, I, uh, changed the conditions of the test.*The good news for everyone else:  The winner banners don’t appear on my computer so I can’t use them.  Even better, you do not have to read any of my 66,390 words. Read More

Do you dare me?

Write a novel, win a prize. National Novel Writing Month is a fun, seat-of-your-pants approach to novel writing. Participants begin writing November 1. The goal is to write a 175-page (50,000-word) novel by midnight, November 30. I have challenged Superstar to do it. She has aspirations as a writer, plus, you know, talent and drive […]

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