Messenger Puppet

Jason Shelton Sues Scottsdale Over 2008 Arrest at Speed-Camera Protest; Shelton Also Exonerated of Fraud Charge – Phoenix News – Valley Fever.

A Ferrari 308GTS for $13,500, Some Assembly Required.

“Boss is a hallowed word around here, and we couldn’t put that name on a new Mustang until we were sure everything was in place to make this car a worthy successor. We were either going to do it right or not do it at all – no one on the team was going to [...]

It’s morning and I am splayed out in the parking lot of Christie’s Cabaret.  Again.  I need to get to Bandaids Show Lounge . because, last I knew, Lurlene was puking in a dumpster after quart of Wild Turkey and scissoring a couple of “performance artists” on the hood of a stolen Dodge Viper in [...]

The gravy train stops (for now)

More real speed traps. More tickets you can’t literally piss on.

Arizona decides to stop butt raping its citizens.

I am innocent, no matter what that cop on a motorcycle just past the crest of a hill says. I suppose it could have been worse.  I could be paying these guys to not save my ass.