Messenger Puppet

Car on the right. Decide now: cop or not.

CGI

No means no – except for cops raising money -Sheriff Joe

Cops on the bike path.  We’ll teach you to eyeball our college babes, Mr. Bike Commuter.

Mr. Isuzu Amigo, the fine condition of your car reflects your destiny as a traffic fatality.  Just sayin’.

Evidently, they are now a “street gang.”  This designation allows the incompetent county attorney to add charges to ordinary crimes because of who is a friend of whom.  I have no problem with prosecuting crime.  I do have a problem with guilt by association-type crimes, like those now on the table.  Your membership is not [...]

No, because there are no antennas for contacting the Galactic Empire. Also, white and model year say no, this ain’t Joel Goodson.

Drunk woman speeds in front of jail, arrested YAVAPAI COUNTY, Ariz. – The Yavapai County Sheriff’s Office says a woman was arrested after a deputy saw her driving 100 MPH in front of the Camp Verde Jail, with a blood alcohol level of .235.  On July 31, around 6:30 a.m., a deputy saw her driving [...]

That’s not Phoenix.  While the flags sort of look confederate, the expensive cars, the absence of cinder blocks under them (or WalMarts or trailer parks) and the fancy pants building in the background all tell us that this is NOT ARIZONA. Or Alabama. Y’all Photo (c) 2009, 8 Barrel International House of Photography. All Rights [...]