Messenger Puppet

Empty your pockets? pat down from a chick? ID? 70 people showed up.  Volume set for 1,000. 20 security guards. $6 for a warm cup of Land Shark? The most ridiculous part? There are four parking rows leading to the exit.  We’re in 2.  Cant get out that way – Chained. 1?  Chained. 3?  Chained. [...]

Wait, You Still Can’t Buy a Copy of “Cop Killer” By Ice-T and Body Count on ANY Format? – Phoenix Music – Up on the Sun. Body count – Cop Killer (Original Version) by user5865792

I welcome the page hits im the one who hacked ryan and got justins # Pissy little twit launches a twitter bomb on a fanboy via Justin Bieber – Twitter | Kevin Kristopik | Phone Number | Mediaite.

Eight miles on the interstate. Four photo radars that may or may not be deactivated. Four DPS cops on the side of the road, that may or may not be using real radar. Welcome to Arizona: Fuck you all, just empty your wallets and get the fuck out – Jan Brewer

Good bye, Slipknot bassist. RIP.

Fuckin’ Magnets. How do they work? (No, i won’t “eat a dick for dinner,” btw)

What if Mutant Dog Fuckers had a tribute band? It would be Steel Panther, singing why is my penis literally on fire Community Property I would give you the stars in the sky But they’re too far away If you were a hooker, you’d know I’d be happy to pay If suddenly you were a [...]