Why the CBS Morning News sucks, part 11,397

in regard to the Ipswich hooker killer: “bringing back memories of ‘Jack the Ripper.’” – Hannah “Montana” Storm, in the 7:00 hour. To whom, exactly Hannah? Do YOU remember 1888? Do you even remember the Star Trek episode from the 1960s (Wolf in the Fold) that recalled the ripper? Assuming one needed to be at […]

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God, I f***ing can’t stand the sight of that Clay Eye for the Straight Guy dude. Does it show? So there’s this whole American Karaoke Idol *scandal* where maybe Paula Abdul rode some goof contestant like it was Urban Cowboy night at the Betty Ford clinic. CBS, the last bastion of incisive, objective investigative journalism […]

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Why the CBS Morning News sucks, part 11,397

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