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Brett Favre Sucks

Would ESPN be tonguebathing him like this if he were Black?  If he were, say, a wide receiver?  I’m just sayin’…
ESPN:  But, but… he’s the greatest quarterback of all time!!!  He is a hall of famer!!!  We like exclamation points!!!
Elway, Unitas, Bradshaw:  1 - only because no one has kicked his ass enough to sit [...]

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Why does Roger Goodell hate America?

NFL implements new code of Fascism for fans at games
NEW YORK (AP) — The NFL implemented a new code of fan oppression Tuesday, warning that spectators who think they are more than just consumers of overpriced, shitty foot and a steilized, joyless game like simulation designed to generate ad revenue will be ejected from stadiums [...]

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Upon Further Review

New York Giants can still Kiss my ass.  I am just a little bit more mellow about it this morning.  It probably has nothing to do with nearly getting run over by the Patriots motorcade at 8:55 am at Greenway and the 51.  Or the fact that the cops not only gave them an escort, [...]

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F U N Y

I hope you all die, horribly.
P.S. FU Pink Taco Stadium, You could have opened the roof, you pieces of shit.
[Beer was involved in this posting. The bitter ale of imperfection and the infuriating lager of the toad-like shuffling slouch of a gloating Manning.  Or perhaps it was Coors Light, the official overindulgence of the [...]

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Michael Mukasey comes snooping

Why is the department of Justice interested in Michael Bidwill? Why is anyone, really?

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Brother, can you spare $18,500 (x 4)?

Super Bowl XLII [2/3/2008] Tickets at StubHub!
Wait.

flat screen
reality vision

Tivo replay
stadium replay (intermittent)

reserved covered parking
nightmarish lot snafus

beer and snacks at Fry’s prices
refi your condo for a Coors Light souvenir cup

virtual reality stereo surround sound
actual reality stadium surround sound (with craptacular stadium acoustics)

superbowl ads
“fans, turn your attention to the screen for the wiener race”

mute buttons
Tom Petty halftime

channel [...]

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Notes from the weekend

Priuses suck gas like you wouldn’t believe. I had the GF’s car to use for the long weekend. Saturday I fill it up. 8 bars on the gas gauge. 1 80 mile trip to the airport, a 30 mile trip to the kid’s house and a 20 mile trip to the [...]

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Cardinals Suck

Cards collapse vs. 49ers
At least the roof was open.
Plus, it’s not like their special teams gave away a win.

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Dear Michael Bidwill

Was it that important to you that we could see the shadows of the flyover by the army helicopters, instead of them copters themselves?
What the fuck, dude?  We didn’t move here for shade.
Open the goddamned roof already. 
P.S. Cardinals suck.  Still.

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Biff with sports…

Go Rockies: Arizona, down 3-0, must come out swinging
NFL baby: Cardinals step on their own dicks - actually the panthers step all over the Cardinals

“Mmmm… man flesh” - Julius Peppers, before a serving of Cardinals hot wings. Matt York/AP
Department of “I was wrong”: Pink Taco Stadium would be a stupid choice [...]