Messenger Puppet

A person with knowledge of the situation told The Associated Press on Tuesday that Favre has informed the Vikings he won’t return for a second season. via Brett Favre tells Vikings he won’t return for a 20th NFL season – NFL – SI.com.

Like all good future  scout teamers and career backups, it is important for Timmy to know the protocols of the inevitable felonious shenanigans to relieve the enormous pressures of holding a clipboard

Too busy to shake hands with the guy who kicked your ass after you Favred it up with a dumb, comeback killing INT… Not too busy to blather like a dork to softball questions…

Geaux Saints. Warner – beatdown, loss and retirement Favre – beatdown, loss and retirement/unretirement/reretirement/more Sears ads Manning? 1,2 and the Warner version of 3 please.

Dear asshole Bidwill people: Now that Kurt “I am afraid to see my shadow” Warner has walked away* from your traditional doormat team, can we please revert to the previous policy of opening the fucking roof more than once a season?  Is it really too much to ask, that in the so-called Valley of the [...]

Michigan gets all high and mighty about promotional Bud Light cans, claiming trademark infringement. This is the demon in the flesh, in AZ Cardinal colors.

Dear Michael Bidwill: Grow a pair, would you?  U2 gets an open roof in October, but the Cardinals are too big of pussies to do the same?  Fuck you.  I paid extra for the hole – I expect to be able to use it. FOAD Me. P.S.  Yes, “Fuck you.  I paid extra for the [...]

New season, usual result:  Cards lose.  They’re headed for a(nother) 3-13 year.  Mark it down

Karma:  You dicks shoulda opened the roof more.  Football is not a game for pussies. Karma:  P.S.:  Ben Rothlisberger is a cocksucker, but I hate you more Karma:  P.P.S.  The President correctly called this as a narrow Pittsburgh victory.

(yes, Roger Goodell.  I said “Super Bowl.”  Not “Big game.”  Super. Bowl.) I was listening to ESPN this morning, and some Card came on bragging about practicing in the rain after the humiliating disaster in the snows of Foxboro.   The player said from that point, they would be unaffected by playing conditions.  Oh really?  it [...]