Skip to content

Messenger Puppet

Indulge Your Inner Weirdo

  • About/Contact
  • Legal
  • The Critics Agree
  • Blog
  • Facebook
  • Twitter
  • Google+
  • Tumblr
  • Instagram
  • linkedin

Meta

  • Log in
  • Entries RSS
  • Comments RSS
  • WordPress.org

Tags

Bombed Out Apocalypse Chevrolet Crash and/or Burn Driving While Stupid Fabulous Las Vegas Ferrari Ford Fredo Wang Fundamental Error George W. Bush Increase to Ludicrous Speed John Law Kids Lincoln Mercury Mustang One Big Happy Other News Phi Sigma Kappa University of Michigan

Archives

Follow me on Blogarama

#notintendedasafactualstatement

#noSecondDateForYou

george

What did we learn?

  • “Hold on, I’m tweeting this” is not the right answer
Read more "#noSecondDateForYou"

Good Morning, Detroit

This is a spoof. Read the last line.

Read more "Good Morning, Detroit"

Even Willard Uses Craigslist

Example 1 “Naughty Mormon looking for a discreet Mormon woman for fun married or single is great I am discreet”

Phantom hooker
Am i down with a Kolob Skull Fuck? I don’t know about other planets but we can go “around the world.”  And you can unleash all your spirit children on my face. And even call me Rafalca.
Read more "Even Willard Uses Craigslist"

Which one belongs to the stripper?

Chrysler 300 Honda Civic

A:  Neither.  This is at Bandaids, where the strippers spend their tips on bus rides and donuts. And penicillin.
Read more "Which one belongs to the stripper?"
Proudly powered by WordPress | Theme: Intergalactic by WordPress.com.