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Baby Come Back

Engineering open houses at Michigan State are just no fun at all without Budweisers.  You can’t always rely on Dad’s stash.  If you’re a minor not a welcome customer for some odd, unspecified reason, there is one easy solution. (Be sure to hold the sterno bum’s smokes while events are in motion.)

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Wasted Days and Wasted Nights

Really Stupid –As Cracker, karate kick the back of the toilet and break off the water inlet tube. (There IS a technical term for this thing.)  Once you do this, the toilet is out of commission. Plus, flooding – BONUS!!! Mom  will be so proud! The mechanics are really simple:  run down the hall at […]

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