Messenger Puppet

Churchgoers, strippers protest one another in Coshocton County | The Columbus Dispatch. WARSAW, Ohio — Strip-club owner Tommy George rolled up to the church in his grabber-orange Dodge Challenger, drinking a Mountain Dew at 9 in the morning and smoking a cigarette he had just rolled himself. Pastor Bill Dunfee stepped out of a tan Nissan [...]

Really?  Like slavery, rape, incest, murder, tobacco farming (hello, SEC country), boozing, orgies (Ben Franklin, you man whore) and tax evasion (Red Sox fans)?  I like the last few, but not so much if it means I am stuck with the first few. I’m just sayin’

We already know your volunteer minister Xenumobile has no windows But why, oh why is there a cage inside?

Why does your sandwich board treat “ET” differently than the rest of “Xenu Koolaid” Is it a shout out to Spielberg or Reese’s Pieces? Is it a secret symbol like the arrow in the FedEx logo? What’s the Answer?  Do I have to get in the windowless van to an undisclosed location to find out?

Don’t you want to live in a van down by the river (especially in a town that has no actual rivers to live next to…)? A couple of Questions: Second,Why, if a vehicle, why a VAN with no WINDOWS?  Perfect if you’re part of the underground railroad out of Selma, Arizona, or this guy but  [...]

(This is not about the fart can muffler or the roof things) Check the badges: a “Jesus Fish” on a Lancer Evolution.

A million years ago in Denver, I was involved in pedicle screw/spinal fusion surgery lawsuits.  There was a plaintiff named Johnny Lee.  His complaint was this: Before surgery: boinked his wife 6-10 times a week; interactions were typically 90-120 minutes. After surgery:  boinked his wife 4-7 times a week; interactions were typically 30-45 minutes. (This [...]

it looks like a cross from some cult megachurch like Cornerstone or CCV.  Up close, not so much.

NY council seeks to shut down the ‘Gates of Hell’ YONKERS, N.Y. (AP) — A suburban city council is taking up a resolution to ban a defunct power plant’s nickname: the Gates of Hell because they are spineless wieners. The Yonkers City Council says… that the abandoned plant should be known … as the Glenwood [...]

My cousins and their kids are koolaid drinkers Political Views: Republican Party Religious Views: Follower of Jesus Political Views: Republican Party Religious Views: Christian Political Views: Conservative Religious Views: ChRiStiaN RefORmed At least mostly… Political Views: Moderate Religious Views: Christian Damn you, facebook.