Messenger Puppet

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New York New York

Despite what your drunken penis-brain tells you, that hot redhead who reminds you of Louise (Padlock’s girlfriend) on the hysterical historical geology road trip to Niagara Falls is NOT hot for you. This is not the first time you will confuise a girl that talks to you with one who is interested. 
 It’s a really simple [...]

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Gentleman Jack?

Jack Daniels. It’s what we hide under the back seats for when 8 Barrel has a party.
1971 VW 411
Spring or Summer, 1980

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle

April 1981 photography by Chevelle

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The Best of Times

Despite $1.30 to 1.40 for a gallon of gas and astronomical insurance rates… Some of these cars are used solely for transportation to work or school.  Other common uses are for mobile parties and for activities prohibited by a recent Supreme Court decision.  One individual’s “beast,” as he called it, looked like a combination [...]

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY - 1988 Mercury Tracer

Where I saw one: Getting on the 51 today.
Nostalgia Value: 5/10
Baseline: 0 - I never owned one.
+1 for being a Ford-badged Mazda. Way better than being a Ford-badged Kia. +1 because I almost bought one, after my Festiva suffered it’s critical ass implosion, +1 for orange dash lights, +1 for not [...]

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Stella!!!

In honor of da bearsssss, and as tribute to Cripley, Piller, Pretty Boy and Dave Sandel (who does not belong in the same group), I am drinking Stella Artois tonight. I can’t tomorrow, because it’s the kiddo shuffle.
You remember Stella. Tall, thin, kinda bitter. A little bit stinky (like many French speaking Europeans). [...]

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For Everything Else, There’s MasterCard

Beers, strip club and plastic. What could possibly go wrong?

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Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, don’t fail us now.

Chicago + beer = fat drunk and stupid.

well, maybe not fat

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This right here

This right here is a beer. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Summer, 1988

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Stylin’

Pod & Dribble Day, June 1986