Messenger Puppet

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: 1986 Dodge Ram Van

With it’s spaceship-like good looks, and bench seats, this is the perfect van for your clan of homeschooled robot children.  Or jackbooted thugs campaign workers and “government contractors.”
- Actual Dodge ad.
Why talk about this shitbox?  I saw four - FOUR - of these before lunch today, and the one pictured –> is a clone [...]

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Alex Trebek: It is the only acceptable excuse for

missing Phid’s bachelor party.
Q: What is coming to this dive with Madonna for bible reading, Scientology auditing 401K seminar late one night when she drops into town unannounced?

HOLIDAY MOTEL - Your home for make up/first time/finally after six months of trying nookie.
P.S. I am sorry I missed the party. Still.
P.P.S. My alternative [...]

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oooo, exotic

Phid: I am going to Mardi Gras with my balding friend.
Me: ooo, exciting. Bring me back some exotic beer you cannot find here.
Phid: ‘K. Give me cash.
Me: Uh, work at 7-Eleven. Hence, no spare money.
Phid: No problem.

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Not me

I swear to god.
Man hit with golf club over beer
Sarah McLellan
Nov. 28, 2007 11:44 AM
Mesa police arrested a man Tuesday after they said he struck another man with a golf club when the man asked for a beer. The man told police that he asked 19-year-old Adam Jackson for a beer at Jackson’s [...]

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY - Chevrolet Camaro Berlinetta

Where I saw one: In front of Dr. Happy Finish’s office complex, down the street from the Polynesian Massage therapist.
Nostalgia factor: -3/10
Baseline: 0, since I never personally owned one. -10 for being a Camaro. Whooo, Mustangs. Yee hah! -4 for being a Chevy. Fords rule, bitches. +1 for ditching [...]

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ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY - Ford "Mustang" II

Where I saw one: Down the street from Kistar. It’s for sale, if you’re a masochist.
Nostalgia factor: -26/10 - THE WORST CAR EVER
Baseline: 0, since I never personally owned one. +1 because Pod had one, -1 for orange, -1 because Yoko had one too, -+1 for Yoko’s being (appropriately) the color of shit, -1 [...]

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Karma to Dr. G: Let me show you some love, brah

You know the usual scenario, with me and Karma.
World: Let us hand you your ass, Dr. G.
Me: Fuck!
Karma: No, not hardly.

Sometimes things go the complete opposite of everything you ever knew. Yes, this is about that. No, it is not about her, although she cannot get me out of her head. [...]

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The Philmont Challenge (It Just Doesn’t Matter)

Aaah, glorious Philmont. DC 10s, midnight bus rides, long trains to nowhere.
On the way home from Santa Fe to Chicago, hang out in the bar car. Watch as your friends (Phid, Bagman and every other horny dork at the table) hit on a little blond girl nicknamed “Ducky”
(what’s really scary? Remembering her real [...]

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Stylin’

Pod & Dribble Day, June 1986

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Today

is not international Dave Day, but it’s sorta like it. It’s Phid and Camaro day. Nineteen years ago, I again was smiled upon by karma vis a vis the po-leece, but it’s not really a day about me, any more than any other day is all about me, outside of my personal FAME [...]