Aaah, glorious Philmont. DC 10s, midnight bus rides, long trains to nowhere. On the way home from Santa Fe to Chicago, hang out in the bar car. Watch as your friends (Phid, Bagman and every other horny dork at the table) hit on a little blond girl nicknamed “Ducky” Karma: What’s really scary? That you remember […]Read more "The Philmont Challenge (It Just Doesn’t Matter)"
Pod & Dribble Day, June 1986Read more "Stylin’"
is not international Dave Day, but it’s sorta like it. It’s Phid and Camaro day. Nineteen years ago, I again was smiled upon by karma vis a vis the po-leece, but it’s not really a day about me, any more than any other day is all about me, outside of my personal FAME WHORE existence. […]Read more "Today"
I should learn to be thankful for my personal escapes from Alcatraz. So says the great and powerful Phid. He is very likely right. Again.Read more "Phid: STFU about karma, beotch"
Geez. Never hear of that happening before. Well, the death part. No word on whether a 5 iron was involved. Boy dies after being accidentally struck by golf club Canadian Press Jul. 22, 2005 10:13 AM WETASKIWIN,Alberta – A six-year-old boy was taken off life support and died Thursday after being accidentally struck by a […]Read more "Too Close to Home"
stock photo. rebadged Monza (which itself is a reworked Vega). What a brilliant piece of engineering. Definitely better than a Pinto. This one has a driver door that was not bent forward to the headlights rolling out of a driveway in Colorado. Also, it lacks a keg and big ass speakers on the rear wheel […]Read more "1976 Oldsmobile Starfire"
More stupid college/ frat shit (mostly) A. It’s winter. Everything is covered in snow. Not the big fluffy, flaky stuff. The cold, hard, crystallized snow, that crunches like little ice cubes under your feet. What to do on a snowy night? Kegger! Drive Tom and the other, other Tom to a bash they know about […]Read more "On the Road Again"
Fat Drunk and stupid at Faber College (sort of). It’s time to visit 8 Barrel, Phid (and Jack Dova even) in Ann Arbor. Crash in the dorms so you can pretend to be a student (except for the cranial firepower and rich ass parents parts). Also not part of the experience? Going to class. (You […]Read more "Say Yes to Michigan"