Dominoes

Will the $100 Million Hole Joe Arpaio Dug Kill Him in the 2012 Election? – Page 1 – News – Phoenix – Phoenix New Times.

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Blow shit up

Destruct sequence 1, code 1, 1A Destruct sequence 2, code 1, 1A, 2B Destruct sequence 3, code 1B, 2B, 3 Code 0 0 0, destruct 0 The first four texts when the ban went to the honor system.  Evidently.

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three is a magic number

life is good when you can dream about threefers with your girlfriend and can tell her about it.  Life is better when the third is your bud from Cali* who is sometimes open to those sorts of adventures. *It’s ok to be relieved that she was starring, and not one of those crazy bitches from […]

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For your convenience

Quick Sign Parking ONLY OR: $2.00 Per Hour for Others Pay Inside Before Parking You had me until that last line.  Pay inside before parking?  Exactly how do I do that, short of entering your parking lot in order to read this sign, then DRIVING INTO Parking elsewhare and walking into YOUR FUCKING STORE to prepay […]

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fire. football. feast. family.

In our continuing miniseries of what a difference a year makes, I had all of these this year.  Last year I thought I had everything but fire with my girls.  Peace was an acceptable substitute.  Then the angry texts and calls, demanding our appearance to entertain and accompany.  Forced smiles.  Joy. Hold on, because now […]

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Isn’t it Ironic

Left hand, meet right… Me: Hi Wells Fargo. After 5 years as a customer, I would like one of your awesome credit cards, like you advertise and email me about. Wells Fargo:  Hi.  Go fuck yourself. Later: Me: Hi Wells Fargo. After 5 years as a customer, I would like one of your awesome car […]

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Steve McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit smoking

Some people have had changes in behavior, hostility, agitation, depressed mood, suicidal thoughts or actions while using CHANTIX to help them quit smoking. Some people had these symptoms when they began taking CHANTIX, and others developed them after several weeks of treatment or after stopping CHANTIX. If you, your family, or caregiver notice agitation, hostility, […]

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