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Arizona: We’re afraid of our own weather

Word From the Birds Blog: Roof closed for “Monday Night Football” Posted by Darren Urban on November 29, 2010 – 2:44 pm The roof at University of Phoenix Stadium tonight will be closed because of cold temperatures. The text from the official release: “Due to the cold front that has brought unseasonably low temperatures and freeze warnings to the Valley this…

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Cardinals and their fancy closed roof can kiss my ass – God

Weather prompts power outages around the Valley In Glendale, a portion of the roof at University of Phoenix Stadium was apparently damaged by the storm rolling through the Valley. A caller to ABC15 said she was on a tour of the stadium when she saw the “roof collapse.” Glendale Fire Department officials say crews were called to check a hazard…

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Cardinals suck

Dear asshole Bidwill people: Now that Kurt “I am afraid to see my shadow” Warner has walked away* from your traditional doormat team, can we please revert to the previous policy of opening the fucking roof more than once a season?  Is it really too much to ask, that in the so-called Valley of the Sun, we’re allowed to see…

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Cardinals Suck

Dear Michael Bidwill: You’re a piece of shit, sir.  There is no rain.  The temperature is 75.  It’s fucking November.  Yet, this very minute, the roof on University of Phoenix Pink Taco Stadium is closed.  What. the. fuck? Pussies.  I hope New York schools you, just because you lack the balls to open the roof that I paid for. Die.…