the end of the world 2012 Chevrolet E-Z-GO golf cart Volt.
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but not because of the roof being closed, because it wasn’t. They suck because of the team. Maybe Bidwill found the Viagra…
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Word From the Birds Blog: Roof closed for “Monday Night Football” Posted by Darren Urban on November 29, 2010 – 2:44 pm The roof at University of Phoenix Stadium tonight will be closed because of cold temperatures. The text from the official release: “Due to the cold front that has brought unseasonably low temperatures and freeze […]
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Annual Monday Loss To The Niners. Dear Michael Bidwill. It’s November. Kurt “I am afraid of the sun” Warner is off dirty dancing. There is no rain in the forecast. It will not be “too hot.” Grow a dick and open the roof, you fuckstain. xxoo Brett Favre P.S. Need a QB?
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Weather prompts power outages around the Valley In Glendale, a portion of the roof at University of Phoenix Stadium was apparently damaged by the storm rolling through the Valley. A caller to ABC15 said she was on a tour of the stadium when she saw the “roof collapse.” Glendale Fire Department officials say crews were […]
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Dear asshole Bidwill people: Now that Kurt “I am afraid to see my shadow” Warner has walked away* from your traditional doormat team, can we please revert to the previous policy of opening the fucking roof more than once a season? Is it really too much to ask, that in the so-called Valley of the […]
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Dear Michael Bidwill: It’s 71 degrees in Glendale this very minute, an hour and a half before game time. There is a 0% chance of rain. It’s the desert, remember? Yet, the roof at Pink Taco stadium is closed. You, sir, are a Pink Taco. I hope Kurt “but I play better with a roof” […]
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Dear Michael Bidwill: You’re a piece of shit, sir. There is no rain. The temperature is 75. It’s fucking November. Yet, this very minute, the roof on University of Phoenix Pink Taco Stadium is closed. What. the. fuck? Pussies. I hope New York schools you, just because you lack the balls to open the roof […]
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NFL implements new code of Fascism for fans at games NEW YORK (AP) — The NFL implemented a new code of fan oppression Tuesday, warning that spectators who think they are more than just consumers of overpriced, shitty food and a steilized, joyless game-like simulation designed to generate ad revenue will be ejected from stadiums […]
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