What to drive

1976 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am — The view looks like this, except with infinity more completely disinterested hot college girls

or rather do the crow’s nest in, from the back seat, as Pod eases through a sea of drunk Greek assholes and wenches. Then later, get out among your people and cop some feels.

The Day After

I had to write this three days after. The immediate day after was filled with pain. Not the pain of jail. Not the pain of getting caught by the bouncer fucking a stripper. Not the debilitating pain of “I thought a 40 of OE made sense after a 6 pack of Coors light.” No, Tuesday […]

In other news

Pod rolled over the odometer, which we celebrated yesterday. Naturally, there were speeches. We ad-libbed a speech that we had been working on for days. We also had a little bloodletting last night between Lurlene and the Bear. Hopefully, it was medicinal and long-lasting, and not just momentary fireworks.

Dear @WilliamShatner

I enjoyed being invited to join you at the awards dinner. I expected to be pushed around by the tv crews as someone of lesser importance. I did not expect to be included in the nomination for my stellar (hah!) inspirational work on Star Trek. I hate tuxedos; the only thing worse would be the […]

I Went to a Garden Party…

Mmmm winter. Time to party in the student ghetto. Pod knows of a cozy little bash. Ever the nonchalant one, he sidles up to all the pretty girls at school as if he’s known them forever. Phid, on the other hand, has more of an end game approach. He gets more, earlier; Pod’s are more […]

1967 Oldsmobile Toronado — Toothy 60s goodness

EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle

I implicitly understand, officer April 1981 photography by Brian No. 2

The Best of Times

Despite $1.30 to 1.40 for a gallon of gas and astronomical insurance rates… Some of these cars are used solely for transportation to work or school. Other common uses are for mobile parties and for activities prohibited by a recent Supreme Court decision. One individual’s “beast,” as he called it, looked like a combination para-military […]