or rather do the crow’s nest in, from the back seat, as Pod eases through a sea of drunk Greek assholes and wenches. Then later, get out among your people and cop some feels.Read more "What to drive"
I had to write this three days after. The immediate day after was filled with pain. Not the pain of jail. Not the pain of getting caught by the bouncer fucking a stripper. Not the debilitating pain of “I thought a 40 of OE made sense after a 6 pack of Coors light.” No, Tuesday […]Read more "The Day After"
Pod rolled over the odometer, which we celebrated yesterday. Naturally, there were speeches. We ad-libbed a speech that we had been working on for days. We also had a little bloodletting last night between Lurlene and the Bear. Hopefully, it was medicinal and long-lasting, and not just momentary fireworks.Read more "In other news"
I enjoyed being invited to join you at the awards dinner. I expected to be pushed around by the tv crews as someone of lesser importance. I did not expect to be included in the nomination for my stellar (hah!) inspirational work on Star Trek. I hate tuxedos; the only thing worse would be the […]Read more "Dear @WilliamShatner"
Mmmm winter. Time to party in the student ghetto. Pod knows of a cozy little bash. Ever the nonchalant one, he sidles up to all the pretty girls at school as if he’s known them forever. Phid, on the other hand, has more of an end game approach. He gets more, earlier; Pod’s are more […]Read more "I Went to a Garden Party…"
I implicitly understand, officer April 1981 photography by Brian No. 2Read more "EM-50 Urban Assault Vehicle"
Despite $1.30 to 1.40 for a gallon of gas and astronomical insurance rates… Some of these cars are used solely for transportation to work or school. Other common uses are for mobile parties and for activities prohibited by a recent Supreme Court decision. One individual’s “beast,” as he called it, looked like a combination para-military […]Read more "The Best of Times"
Where I saw one: Getting on the 51 today.
Nostalgia Value: 5/10
Baseline: 0 – I never owned one. Read More