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Jason Shelton Sues Scottsdale Over 2008 Arrest at Speed-Camera Protest; Shelton Also Exonerated of Fraud Charge – Phoenix News – Valley Fever.

“Alertness Impaired” Colondra Hamilton Charged For Masturbating, Watching Porn While Driving | Scene and Heard: Scene’s News Blog | Cleveland Scene.

Wait, You Still Can’t Buy a Copy of “Cop Killer” By Ice-T and Body Count on ANY Format? – Phoenix Music – Up on the Sun. Body count – Cop Killer (Original Version) by user5865792

It’s morning and I am splayed out in the parking lot of Christie’s Cabaret.  Again.  I need to get to Bandaids Show Lounge . because, last I knew, Lurlene was puking in a dumpster after quart of Wild Turkey and scissoring a couple of “performance artists” on the hood of a stolen Dodge Viper in [...]

MCSO has a fleet of luxury SUVs.  Dave Hendershott works for MCSO.  You do the math via Pig-Napped: “Porkchop” Stolen by Lady in SUV; There’s a Reward – Phoenix News – Valley Fever.

Is Joe a citizen? Have we EVER seen HIS birth certificate? If so, was he an “anchor baby”? What about J.D. Hayworth? Where are his papers? Jan Brewer? Is she an “alien invader”?

Somebody’s been snooping

The gravy train stops (for now)

Eight miles on the interstate. Four photo radars that may or may not be deactivated. Four DPS cops on the side of the road, that may or may not be using real radar. Welcome to Arizona: Fuck you all, just empty your wallets and get the fuck out – Jan Brewer

More real speed traps. More tickets you can’t literally piss on.