Feb 10 2010

I need one of these for my next blast to Vegas

Dr. Gonzo

Vegas, baby! A new Pagani Zonda, obvs. Failing that, a “Government Approved High Speed Testing Vehicles” sticker will have to do.

Foufcfk, John Law. We've got a sticker and no electronic limiters (c) Chetan Patel

SOURCE:  Two Pagani C9 Prototypes Spied in South Africa – WCF Exclusive Photos


Feb 8 2010

Cop or not

Dr. Gonzo

Day after Super Bowl, Don’t Make Me Think Too Hard edition

Too Hard?

What about this one?

All those lights COULD have come from J.C. Whitney...


Feb 6 2010

ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: Cop or Not

Dr. Gonzo

Calling this a "Fury" is heresy

Whitewalls and wheel covers say “no, more like city engineer.  From 1988.”  While this is the best Aspen (nee Valiant) ever, that is like saying a Monarch is the best Ford Falcon, or Olympia beer is the best pre-urine ever.


Jan 30 2010

ACID FLASHBACK THURSDAY: “No, pardon ME, detective” edition

Dr. Gonzo

Watch that bumper, dumbass

Porsche 944: what discerning police detectives choose when DUIing their ass into a rear-ender with you.

No, officer, we don’t have to call it in, but the days of free coffee refills are OVER!!


Nov 19 2009

I <3 MCSO

Dr. Gonzo
Exactly what it looks like

Exactly what it looks like


Nov 11 2009

Cop or not?

Dr. Gonzo

Car on the right. Decide now: cop or not.

there i9s no zoom function on the highway

there is no zoom function on the highway


Nov 6 2009

Cop Logic

Dr. Gonzo

No means no – except for cops raising money -Sheriff Joe

Reading is fundamental

Reading is fundamental?


Oct 29 2009

Welcome to Tempe

Dr. Gonzo
Don't tase me, bro

Don't tase me, bro

Cops on the bike path.  We’ll teach you to eyeball our college babes, Mr. Bike Commuter.


Oct 12 2009

Not Me

Pen S. Lordoscum

Police: Beer thief returns an hour later to pay

by Ashley Shaw – Oct. 12, 2009 11:33 AM
The Arizona Republic

A man stole beer from a Phoenix Circle K early Sunday morning and returned an hour later to pay for it… the man entered the store… and tried to borrow money from the clerk to purchase beer… As the man was leaving the store, the clerk noticed a bulge underneath his shirt, and told him to put the beer back…About an hour later, the man returned and paid for the beer… it appeared the man had been assaulted.


Oct 8 2009

Incongruity

Pen S. Lordoscum

or is it karma hitting us in the head with an OE bottle?

What to choose, what to choose?

What to choose, what to choose?