Feb
10
2010
Dr. Gonzo
Vegas, baby! A new Pagani Zonda, obvs. Failing that, a “Government Approved High Speed Testing Vehicles” sticker will have to do.

Foufcfk, John Law. We've got a sticker and no electronic limiters (c) Chetan Patel
SOURCE: Two Pagani C9 Prototypes Spied in South Africa – WCF Exclusive Photos
1 comment | tags: exotics, need for speed, police, road trips | posted in Car and Driver
Feb
8
2010
Dr. Gonzo
Day after Super Bowl, Don’t Make Me Think Too Hard edition

Too Hard?
What about this one?

All those lights COULD have come from J.C. Whitney...
no comments | tags: Naked Phoenix, need for speed, police | posted in Car and Driver, In Local News...
Feb
6
2010
Dr. Gonzo

Calling this a "Fury" is heresy
Whitewalls and wheel covers say “no, more like city engineer. From 1988.” While this is the best Aspen (nee Valiant) ever, that is like saying a Monarch is the best Ford Falcon, or Olympia beer is the best pre-urine ever.
no comments | tags: Acid Flashback, crap cars, police | posted in Car and Driver
Jan
30
2010
Dr. Gonzo

Watch that bumper, dumbass
Porsche 944: what discerning police detectives choose when DUIing their ass into a rear-ender with you.
No, officer, we don’t have to call it in, but the days of free coffee refills are OVER!!
no comments | tags: Acid Flashback, Crash Into Me, police | posted in Car and Driver
Nov
19
2009
Dr. Gonzo

Exactly what it looks like
no comments | tags: Losers, police | posted in In Local News...
Nov
11
2009
Dr. Gonzo
Car on the right. Decide now: cop or not.

there is no zoom function on the highway
no comments | tags: need for speed, police, road trips | posted in Car and Driver
Nov
6
2009
Dr. Gonzo
No means no – except for cops raising money -Sheriff Joe

Reading is fundamental?
no comments | tags: need for speed, police, road trips | posted in Car and Driver
Oct
29
2009
Dr. Gonzo

Don't tase me, bro
Cops on the bike path. We’ll teach you to eyeball our college babes, Mr. Bike Commuter.
no comments | tags: need for speed, police | posted in Car and Driver
Oct
12
2009
Pen S. Lordoscum
by Ashley Shaw – Oct. 12, 2009 11:33 AM
The Arizona Republic
A man stole beer from a Phoenix Circle K early Sunday morning and returned an hour later to pay for it… the man entered the store… and tried to borrow money from the clerk to purchase beer… As the man was leaving the store, the clerk noticed a bulge underneath his shirt, and told him to put the beer back…About an hour later, the man returned and paid for the beer… it appeared the man had been assaulted.
no comments | tags: Losers, police | posted in Fat Drunk & Stupid
Oct
8
2009
Pen S. Lordoscum
or is it karma hitting us in the head with an OE bottle?

What to choose, what to choose?
no comments | tags: Incongruity, police, road trips | posted in Car and Driver, Fat Drunk & Stupid