Cop: Sir, that shirt means either you’re gay or a hippy or both. Russell Pearce thanks you to get the fuck out of whitebread Mormontown at your earliest convenience, which would need to be right this goddamn second. Fredo: WTF? Cop: Too late *tasers ensue*Read more "Welcome to Mesa, Arizona, Hippy"
to outrun these assholes…
“yes America, practicing for arrest is a good thing.” – official Cop data overcollection policy statement.* *one supposes.Read more "Ain’t That America, Something to See, Baby"
This is why you shouldn’t hide your BMW from the NYPD. Some genius thought he’d found the perfect place to park his BMW 5-Series to avoid the long tow arm of the NYPD’s parking enforcement. He was wrong.Read more "Fancy Parking: you’re doing it wrong"
How come when I do shit like this, you insist on calling it a “felony”?Read more "Dear Tempe"
In a DUI even Governor Jan Brewer probably couldn’t get away with, police say an allegedly drunk 56-year-old man crashed his truck straight into Phoenix police headquarters early Thursday. Phoenix police Sergeant Tommy Thompson tells New Times the man was driving his 2003 half-ton Chevrolet truck on 7th Avenue about 4 a.m. when he […]Read more "Fredo Wang: Making it easy on “The Man”"
Does anyone still call it “headquarters”?Read more "Meanwhile, at Police Headquarters…"