What to drive

1976 Pontiac Firebird Trans Am — The view looks like this, except with infinity more completely disinterested hot college girls

or rather do the crow’s nest in, from the back seat, as Pod eases through a sea of drunk Greek assholes and wenches. Then later, get out among your people and cop some feels.

How Did We Go So Wrong?

Evolution is not always a positive change…

Both the Mark VII and the Aztek were risky breaks from tradition. Both were buffered down from the original proposals. Read More

Ron Rice says leave my car alone.

Letting you back it out of the frat house driveway that one snowy day in no way entitles you to even look at it again. – Ron Rice

Name That Car

Come on, Craigslist

Don’t Let Me Down

VegaS. wHAT THE FUCK? Bring this to Phoenix and sell it to me.

What to Drive

from Kalamazoo to New Mexico, trying to find naked chicks at the hot springs outside of Taos. Also, vampires and Dirty Dave.

What NOT to drive

to your prom, because: Your cousin said, “oh fuck no” when you asked to borrow his. You didn’t go anyway. You only had about $3 for gas until payday as it was.