Profiles in Shit

Discount Cab 735, 9 a.m.  Thomas and 16th St.:  Hmmm… I am a male in desperate need of enhancement, but this cell phone call to 1-900-be-an-ass has left me feeling empowered despite my other shortcomings. Traffic:  Hey look!  We’re all backed up. Discount Cab 735:  This looks like a job for someone whose brain requires […]

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Notes from the weekend

Priuses suck gas like you wouldn’t believe. I had the GF’s car to use for the long weekend. Saturday I fill it up. 8 bars on the gas gauge. 1 80 mile trip to the airport, a 30 mile trip to the kid’s house and a 20 mile trip to the airport later and it […]

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Kill or be killed

In our last episode, the Mustang of Destiny had obliterated the signature vehicle of the New Chrysler corporation: The Dodge Ram 1500 (15 more hp, supposedly). Yesterday, victim no. 2 Rest of planet: but wait, Dr. G. She is ahead of you. Dr. G: What’s your point? It’s not 1980 Mustang 255 vs. Honda Civic. […]

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