It was the 80s

that is the only plausible excuse…for the hair, the clothes, the Frito Lay Picante sauce.

Uh, OK, but won’t 8 Barrel be jealous?

If you ever denied hooking up with frat groupies “little sisters” (ones best known for advertising for banquet dates), well, here is your proof that she existed. However, this picture must be a fake – no one could afford Michelob at the Phi Sig house.

How to tell you drink too much beer:

  1. You can tell it’s a Michelob from seeing just the top 1″ of a bottle.
  2. You missed giant blue thought bubbles and thus failed to get laid. Again.
  3. She’s mistaken that big bottle of Michelob for your Johnson.  Or perhaps you have.
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muerte el gato

  • Real cat.
  • 3 cents worth of some string. Stupid, stupid cat.
  • Real Gun. $5. (See Critter Joe @ 24thSt and Van Buren, behind the dumpster.)
  • My (actual) finger on the trigger. Priceless.

Muerte, el gato

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