Here we go again

Two zombies walk into a bar…

Up yours, Mr. Dead President

In the 1980s, our dead friend Ronny lowered the bumper standard from 5 to 2.5 mph. Under the old standard – no damage was allowed. Under the then-new standard, damage is allowed. Fast forward to 2007. It’s Friday night. I am expecting some company. I park next to my assigned space, so company won’t get […]

Live long and prosper

Ronnie Raygun, stardate 19821113.8, weighing in on the Trek vs. Wars controvery. He chose poorly, FWIW

Ronnie and George – Before They Were Stars

Did I miss something?

Was Reagan assassinated? Or was he just old? WTF is up with the Lincoln/Kennedy treatment? Man, I miss the comparative heart and sincerity of the 60s…

Reagan Should Be on the $3 bill

by Jimmy Breslin June 11, 2004 I offered my small prayer for Ronald Reagan when he was shot by this Hinckley. I said another prayer for him when I read this graceful note that he issued about his Alzheimer’s. Having said this, I now strongly endorse a suitable memorial for him. Ronald Reagan belongs on a $3-bill. […]